{"product_id":"koch-media-americas-goat-simulator-3-xbox-one-x","title":"Koch Media Americas Goat Simulator 3 (Xbox One \/ X)","description":"\u003cp\u003e*The DLC (Downloadable Content), Trials\/Subscriptions and\/or Bundled Games may or may not be included and are not guaranteed to work* \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePilgor’s baaack!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGather your herd and venture forth into Goat Simulator 3; an all-new, totally realistic, sandbox farmyard experience that puts you back in the hooves of no one's favourite female protagonist.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThat’s right – we’re doing this again. The baa has been raised, and Pilgor is joined by other goats too. You can invite up to three friends in local or online co-op, create carnage as a team, or compete in mini-games and then not be friends anymore.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGet ready for another round of udder mayhem. Lick, headbutt, and run your way through a brand new open world in the biggest waste of your time since Goat Simulator! We won’t tell you how to play (except in the tutorial), but merely provide the means to be the goat of your dreams.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eKEY FEATURES:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou can be a goat\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThree of your friends can be goats too, and join you in local or online co-op\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNo really, there are so many goats. If you want to be fancy you can wear the skins of tall goats, stripey goats, and many more. There’s a goat for everyone!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOr dress up your goat in all kinds of nonsense, from rolls of toilet paper to tea trays. Put on a jetpack for all we care.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis time we actually hired ‘game designers’ and we’re told they’ve added ‘an ok amount of content’; events, NPCs to mess with, physics, status effects, collectables, easter eggs, lies, betrayal, heartbreak\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThey’ve added mini-games too, lots of mini-games (seven is a lot, right?)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWho said anything about a musical?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou can be Keanu Ree... (jk, wanted to check you were still reading)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut you can be a goldfish (true story)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct Dimensions:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e6.69 x 4.90 x 0.55 in\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e0.30 lbs\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\"\u003eShipping Dimensions:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e7.00 x 6.00 x 1.00 in\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Koch Media Americas","offers":[{"title":"New","offer_id":46990895218968,"sku":"VIP810086921072MN","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0734\/7532\/6232\/files\/41eae89aa4254c72abf71708b2b09918.jpg?v=1776912969","url":"https:\/\/vipoutlet.com\/products\/koch-media-americas-goat-simulator-3-xbox-one-x","provider":"VIP Outlet","version":"1.0","type":"link"}